You've got to be kidding me.

No wait, that's right, I live in Seattle.

Check out this article on summer in Seattle this year.

Yeah. We've only had 78 minutes (mind you, that is 1 hour and 18 minutes) of weather over 80 degrees. All summer.

Okay that's just depressing. How about weather over 75 degrees?

18 hours and 48 minutes.

Dude, that's not even a full day, you realize?!

ALL SUMMER.

I'm sure all you crazy cloud-loving people are just tickled, but I mean, really. 80 degrees isn't all that hot compared to what the rest of the country is getting right now. I'm sitting here feeling like I should have homework to do, that's how dreary it is.

The grass is still green!

Oh Seattle, you grieve my soul.