This year I've been teaching piano, working in awana, and babysitting on a regular basis, which means I've gotten a lot of awesome kid quotes. Here are some of my favorites from this week...
Me: If you have three notes altogether, it's a 3rd. What do you think it is when you have 2 notes together?
K: Um...a twoth?
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Me: Who knows what a hymnal is?
B: It's a book they sang out of in like, the pioneer days.
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Ruby: I'm a baby goose. You're the momma goose.
Me: Ruby, can you stand up?
Ruby: No say baby goose.
Me: Stand up, baby goose!
>obligingly stands up<
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Me: Hey guys, if you eat your green beans, it will make me really, really happy.
>Ruby immediately eats like 5 beans<
Ruby: Did I make you happy?
I confess, I couldn't remember whose name started with a B, so I had to look at my list of names. But I could so hear her saying that!
ReplyDeleteWhile you all were serving the icecream, I asked them what they were thankful for.
J: For spoons and toppings.
:-)