Nationals! [part ? - day 1]

I wrote this after the first day of Nationals and never posted it - but then came back later and saw it, and it amused me, so I thought I'd share it with you. =)

I do declare. The fastest way to become acquainted with any building is to do a speech tournament there. Nothing throws your sense of direction off more than having absolutely no idea where you are. (that sounded redundant. anyway.) But nothing helps you to learn faster than the fact that you absolutely have to get somewhere on time.

Thus was my Monday.